"You tell me that I make no difference
At least I’m fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?”
Minor Threat’s In My Eyes pops into my head every time I hear the English hammer on about American politics.
It is perfectly okay to drink tea with no milk.
DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK YOU CHORTLING MONKEYS. FUCK!
Why the double taps, England? You get your choice - scalding hot water or freezing cold water. Good luck doing dishes, sucker.
MAJOR MESSAGE - Pumpkin curry is delicious. Pumpkin in anything pretty much rules.
PS: Your damn little pumpkins are too small to carve anyway, SO EAT UP.
Hey, England. sup?
This, my dear friends, is a tomatillo. You can’t really make a salsa verde without it. They are a nightshade, much like tomatos, but they have husks and are purple sometimes.
NO I’M NOT JOKING WITH MY AMERICAN HUMOR. CHRIST.
England, how the fuck can you celebrate Halloween without candy corn? Seriously. I went to the fuckin’ pick and mix store today and they told me to “try the American store.”
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